Days of Future Past or, Same As It Ever Was
Found the most interesting item at the estate sale over the week-end. As I read the leaflet, the laughter welled up and just couldn’t be stopped. If you think for one second this is a joke, it surely isn’t. It’s the funniest thing I have read in a long time and will quote it verbatim. The picture is courtesy of the “Ohio Democratic Party“, 37 Broad Street, Columbus, OH, Eugene Branstool, Chairman and authorized by Clinton/Gore “92”. The following, from the back of the leaflet, is accompanied by red stars as bullet points to emphasize their importance.
Bill Clinton and Al Gore have a bold new plan to change America–to get our country back on track. They’ll stop the broken promises, stop the blame, and make government work for people. And the American people know it. It’s time to hope again.
The Clinton/Gore plan creates jobs by investing in our people. It controls spending and cuts the deficit in half. And it puts people first—by rebuilding America, guaranteeing health care,and improving our schools. Americans are reading the plan and they agree—Bill Clinton is fighting for what Americans deserve. Here’s Bill Clinton’s plan.
Create 8 million jobs and rebuild America—our roads, our cities, our future.
Give the middle class a tax break—but make those earning more than $200,000 pay their fair share
Slash $140 billion in federal spending and cut 100,000 positions in the government bureaucracy.
Guarantee quality, affordable healthcare–and take on the insurance and drug companies to bring costs down.
Reform our schools and give every American the right to borrow for college.
Bill Clinton and Al Gore are real leaders who will put their plans into action. Their energy, their vision, and their plan are already changing our country and bringing out our best. With our help, they’ll make our country work again.
AMERICA NEEDS CHANGE
Looks like Clinton wasn’t the loser after all. BO is still running Bill Clinton’s “92” campaign but, has very little finesse and charm doing it. BO’s plan of hope and change is borrowed from Clinton. There isn’t one original thought in his head. Even the numbers are the same as in “92”. What a gigantic phony BO is turning out to be. So, can someone…anyone….explain why he is the President and Hillary Clinton was booted by her own party? BO ran on Hillary Clinton’s platform, ran his campaign as a shadow of Clinton’s and here we are in 2012. Does this make you want to re-elect this pretender of a -resident?
File under ‘You just can’t make this stuff up’.
MOTUS rocks it!